The Onion on good Christians. Yes, I prefer not to live in a theocracy.
A prank at the Yale-Harvard football game. I’m not much for pranks. Or collegiate football games. Or football games. Or rivalries. Or colleges. But this was kind of funny.
Speaking of colleges, Tim Paw_lenty, Repub governor of Minnesota and possible future for a less ridiculous Republican party (one without religious extremism, Sarah Palin, the Idiocracy, faith-based strategies for ruling the world, rampant corruption, Herbert Hoover style economics, a dysfunctional lack of jobs for college graduates, no health care for tens of millions, no knowledge of or ability to use the Internet, hatemongering, fearmongering, massive income inequality, extreme inattention to detail, an assault on reason, lie after lie, utter neglect of public infrastructure, endless war, war for the sake of war, war for the sake of profiteering, war for the sake of settling grudges, war for the sake of getting back at Dad, war for the sake of being rich and having a toy army), has the idea that the future of colleges could be in online enrollment, saying that bringing students to campus is a waste of resources. I don’t disagree, though I foresee the further erosion of social capital as a result. But imagine how many people will be spared from the perils of socially-induced excessive drinking. They also won’t be subjected to school shooting massacres, which would be a better fit with Republican gun policy. It helps with the “so what?” question I have after college. I went to college thinking it would somehow help me get by financially, and also help me meet a life partner. Both ideas were erroneous, so I may as well have Internet commuted.
One idea that was in vogue at my college when I suffered through it was that, in the real world, the ability to give public talks was important to success. Actually, it was usually described in negative terms: if you don’t do it, you won’t get as far. Not speaking to groups will be a limiting factor, and what good student wants to be limited by faults of willpower? So, you should overcome your very sensible reserve about giving a talk to a bunch of people who don’t really want to be there listening, and that will prepare you for happiness. Naturally, professors think that way because they’re forced to do it all the time, but were, at least then, apparently oblivious to the irony that it is virtually impossible to get a job as a professor. So, I did it, going so far as to take a little speech-making class, which was kind of fun, but a relief when it was over. But fortunately, I haven’t had to give speeches in the years since. Also with that is the realization that, if you have to prostrate yourself to go far in life, you should give up trying to go far. Duh.
On the con side, I present this comment from the article:
I would like to think that someone like Pawlenty learned something from the election results and truly wanted to “modernize” the Republican party to make it more responsive to the needs of the american people..but if the on-line college program is his best example of how the Republicans will update and become “cool”, I am extremely doubtful about him and the GOP really “getting it” or “getting with it”. True we need to make education more affordable and accessible for all, but I can not imagine that doing all of your college work on-line could ever come close to providing students with a comprehensive and excellent educational experience that will enable our younger population to keep up the demands of working in a global economy.. or for that matter… make them more rounded, intellectually curious individuals able to determine when they are being fed bull by politicians, etc…
Still, I don’t feel college prepared me to participate in a global economy. If anything, it reinforced the notion I had already learned: trust in the hierarchy, believe in the hierarchy, do it’s bidding–a bidding completely unrelated to solving any of the world’s problems or advancing the interests of a political party that might actually do something to fix problems–and you will make out like those people you hear about, with happy homes, big groups of friends, and status (and wind up deeply, life-threateningly neurotic, but you don’t talk about that). Which turned out to be utterly false. It worked for that generation of professors who, after suffering a defeat of sorts in the 1960s, found some modest rewards working too hard in largely irrelevant academia. In actuality, for us students, learning to read, write, and type in elementary school were all the preparation needed to participate in a few unfulfilling jobs and watch a system of gross global injustice literally destroy the world environment while keeping a majority in poverty so that a few titans of capitalism could collect a super-majority of the spoils.
Meanwhile, consider this comment on Pawlenty, which points to my belief that there is no such thing as a legitimate conservative in a leadership position (anymore), they are irresponsible frauds who support a dysfunctional government (remember, Pawlenty is supposed to be a new type of GOPer):
Pawlenty was elected in Minnesota on a “no new taxes” pledge, vetoed light rail, and vetoed a comprehensive transportation bill (less than a year after the bridge fell) that was overridden with legislators from his party crossing over to vote with the Democrats. Two weeks ago, the people of Minnesota voted to raise their own taxes with more votes than Obama received. Pawlenty is an out-of-step, traditional conservative who just happens to be more polished and media-savvy than Pence. Yes, he’s young and funny, which is disarming. But your premise is completely wrong; he is not substantially different from the rest of the party. His agenda is set by the conservatives who back him.
Please study his record before you try describing who he is. His dissing of “drill baby drill” is a shot at his potential rival, Palin, and plays well in his home state which has no oil wells. Believe me, it is NOT a sign he is somehow not a conservative. It’s Same Old Coke, just poured into a different can.
Finally, after my dry indictment of all things that you have to get out of bed for in the morning, here is a decent page of library porn. It does not involve girls, but libraries, photos of large collections of books and the buildings that house them, which stir our imaginations, in much the way that collegiate buildings that Pawlenty think are a waste of money stir our desires to educate ourselves. I enjoy the photo of the one in Paris. Though none compare with the library sequence in the movie Seven.